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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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