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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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