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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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