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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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