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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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