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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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