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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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