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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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