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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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