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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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