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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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