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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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