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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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