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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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