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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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