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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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