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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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