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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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