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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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