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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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