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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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