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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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