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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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