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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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