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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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