Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

1514
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

738
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

2375
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

1926
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

2934
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

2022
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

1488
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

3177
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

2635
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

927
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

752
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

1401