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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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