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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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