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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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