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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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