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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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