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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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