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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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