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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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