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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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