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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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