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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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