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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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