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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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