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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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