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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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