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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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