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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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