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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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