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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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