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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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