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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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A tripod.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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