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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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