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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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