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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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