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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is this?

A square not.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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