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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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