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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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