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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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