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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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