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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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