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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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