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A field of hole wheat.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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