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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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