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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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