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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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