Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

678
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

2507
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

530
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

1737
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

767
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

3089
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

1836
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

1341
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

2572
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

2223
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

607
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

2241