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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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