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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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