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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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