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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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