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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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