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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Akiva Lane
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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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