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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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