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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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