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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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