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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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It's a lap top.

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