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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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