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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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