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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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