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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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