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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Akiva Lane
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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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