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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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