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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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