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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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