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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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