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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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