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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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