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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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