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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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