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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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