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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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