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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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