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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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