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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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