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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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