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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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