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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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