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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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