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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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