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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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