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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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