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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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