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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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