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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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