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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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