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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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