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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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