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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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