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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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