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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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