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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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