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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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