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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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