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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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