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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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