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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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