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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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