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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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