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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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