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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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