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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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