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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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