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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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