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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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