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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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