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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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