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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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