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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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