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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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