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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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