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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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