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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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