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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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