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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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