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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Gaucho Marx

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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