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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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