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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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