Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

643
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

2706
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

1146
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

2344
Miriam Lane
General
Picture

What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

2994
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

2493
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

2398
Akiva Lane
General

What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

2918
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

2343
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

334
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

2675
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

1547