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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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