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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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