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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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