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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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