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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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