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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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