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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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