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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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