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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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