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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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