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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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