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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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