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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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