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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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