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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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It's a lap top.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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