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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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