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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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