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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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