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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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